Celts Hand Out Capital Punishment – The Ratings

Zaluska/Forster/Invisible Man/Forgot He Was There (6) – I could’ve played in goals for Celtic yesterday with the combination of Hibs offering nothing and Kelvin Wilson and Glenn Loovens keeping everyone out, Zaluska, who I can just about remember seeing, made a few confident catches early on but unfortunately Hibs never threw enough at him for [...]

Brucehillbhoy Expects

Hello and welcome to the start of another rollercoaster season as a Celtic fan, its never easy and this season will prove no different, so if you thought you could sit back and enjoy the action of the next 9 months you’ll probably have to wait until next August when the DVD comes out depending [...]

Not606: when Celtic and Rangers supporters sang from same songsheet

In case you thought the theme song at Ibrox was changing to The Fields of Athenry, think again. Nor are Celtic fans about to augment their repertoire with Follow Follow. But supporters of both clubs did agree on one matter: the need to escape the over-moderation of the BBC’s 606 football chat forum … Sunderland [...]

Boycott Club Confirmed

Cross us at your peril. Beware if you scowl at us with a squinted, disdained, unpleasant look. Reverberated ungodly murmurings in our direction may cause us serious concern. We attacked with a hash tag and leave our @ mark wherever we tread. I have considerably noticed that some people in our supporting contingent seem to [...]

The Ongoing Disrespect To Celtic FC

Edinburgh, what a good starting point. A castle, a 3d loch ness experience and a military tattoo. . .  Oh sorry I forgot to mention they have a couple of football teams as well. There has been a few touchy subjects to come out of the capitol up late but lets get to the point, [...]

Harper Worried By Keeper Competition

Today the toon keeper Steve Harper has spoken out ahead of next season telling us there is mass competition for the number one role in goal. Harper missed half of last season due to an injury he picked up mid-season and the Dutch international Tim Krul…

The Insider Part 3 ‘In The Name Of The Transfer’

We have all by now heard the early musings regarding our intent to go for Spurs midfielder Niko Kranjcar and the news Turkish club Bursaspor are interested in Scott Brown. The “obviously true” news of a Turkish call-out is possibly a follow up attack by our enemies in the “Scottish meeja” on the Bhoys purely [...]

Leon Best Linked With Celtic Move

Today the toon striker Leon Best has been linked with a move to the Scottish club Celtic. Its understood that the Celtic manager is keeping a close eye on the star with the club thinking about making a formal bid for the player. To be fair to Leon he d…

Scott Brown Not Intrested In Newcastle

Earlier in the last week the toon were linked with the Celtic skipper Scott Brown, but today the player has denied these reports and has told the press he is fully focused at Celtic. Brown was thought to be a transfer replacement for the toon skipper K…

Broon haway to Toon? Move imminent?

Scott Brown slated or loved pre-Diouf? A lot of Bhoys initially had him down as a marmite type player. You either praised the ground he walked upon or you saw him as merely nothing more than squad strength and depth. Love him or frown upon him, or even the odd one or two who dislike [...]

Scott Brown On His Way To Tyneside?

Today according to online reports the Celtic skipper Scott Brown could be on his way to Tyneside. This is unconfirmed but could be a decent move by the toon manage Alan Pardew if reports are true. Scott Brown will be starting his final year at the scot…

The Insider Part 2 Celtic target bigger names

Well here it is even more sensational news has been leaked to me from my close friend in the know, in the media, and he has revealed more targets that may be snapped up by the Bhoys. The first list was a bit of an anti-climax as it had a few lesser knowns and unknowns, [...]

How Clough lives on at Celtic

The late great Mr Brian Clough took on players who could do a job. Some unknowns, some questionable signings, not necessarily renowned on a nationwide scale but he made them into good footballers, he moulded them into what they could be and according to him “Should be”. He did things his way and installed a [...]

The Insider Part 1 Celtic targets revealed

Sensational news has been leaked to me from a friend in the media and he has revealed targets that may be snapped up by the Celts. We have all heard numerous rumours and the usual links so be it from the press but I have received a compiled list of players that could be coming [...]

Is Newcastle Intrested In Shane Long?

There is speculation today surounding the Reading star Shane Long who just missed out on promotion after losing to Swansea City in the Championship play-offs earlier last week at Wembley. There are a few clubs looking at the player along side Newcastle…

Transfer Talk: Tuesday 21st May

Emilio Izaguirre Sky Sports have reported that Arsenal are just one of the clubs interested in signing Honduran left-back Emilio Izaguirre from Celtic. Izaguirre has made 42 appearances during his first season at the club and it would seem that he  has adapted to the Scottish Premier League with ease. After only one year in Scottish football, read more »

Shay Given Looks At Fraser Forster

The ex-Newcastle United star Shay Given has looked at his old team mate Fraser Forster who played last season with the Scottish side Celtic. Both stars were together at St.James Park when Fraser was still in the youth squad and Shay was our senior keep…

Celtic multimedia mashup and transfer gossip

Its all done and dusted, everything in the bag and predominantly a trophy won (and not under the team bus, because that is the craze nowadays). We have slipped and slided through a full season of brilliance in the transfer windows, sheer idiocy off the pitch, complete class on the pitch and a proven manager [...]

Pardew Looks At Fraser Forster

The Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew has today looked at the toon youngster Fraser Forster who is currently on loan to Celtic and will be back in a few weeks. This is what Alan told us earlier on: I think Fraser is coming back to a completely diffe…

United FA Cup defeat by City was destined

Football often throws up some delicious ironies. They often happen when least expected with not just one coincidence, not even two or three but as in the current season, a hard to believe FOUR times…

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Sol Campbell To Leave Newcastle United

It has been confirmed by a source close to Newcastle United that the toon star Sol Campbell will leave the club come this summer after a serious of injuries and a lack of performances in the black and white shirt. Its understood that settlement fee has…

Thank You

Hi Sports Fans! Thought I’d use this chance to thank everyone I’ve encountered this season, a season which will never be forgotten by any Celtic fan the world over. Whether you be a Celtic player, part of the management team, or part of the board, thank you for just being there and doing your bit [...]

The plan revealed

A great philosopher once said “Every goat has his day” He was then corrected by a friend of his who said “Yer no philosopher, its every dog has its day you dodgy arsed dangleberry.” Which leads me to walty smith and his retirement from the managerial helm at bludgeon dungeon ibrox. He has been in [...]

Could Fraser Forster Stay At Celtic?

The toon keeper Fraser Forster is currently on loan to the Scottish side Celtic, but after making 40 top class performances for the side, could a permeant deal be on his mind? To be fair if the 23 year old was to come back and stay at St.James Park, he…

Do What You Can Celtic

On Sunday, Celtic host Motherwell in the season’s 38th and final league match. It won’t just be any ordinary game, it will be a practice set up for the Scottish Cup final but more importantly, it could be the game that decides who wins the SPL title. Celtic must win and hope that Rangers don’t. [...]