BREAKING NEWS – ‘Arsenal Lite’ Humbled As Messi Acquires ‘Arsenal DNA’.

La Familia!

The talk is over. As they say it is all about the scoreline and the scoreline is there for everybody to see. YES, we have put one behind the mighty Barcelona. We gave them a dose of their own medicine i.e ‘Beautiful Football‘, so should we still call them ‘mighty‘? From this day onwards I announce Barca as ‘Arsenal Lite‘. And a little birdie tell me that Messi want to play for Arsenal as he has ‘Arsenal DNA‘.

Talking about DNA, I almost forgot about our famous DNAsaurus from Catalonia. How are you Sir and how was the game? I hope it pleased your sensibilities. And this is not a flash in the pan as you might try to suggest. London Coloney has been nurtured, pampered and developed to produce gems like Wilshere. Now if Rooney plays Barca football and Cesc belongs to Barca, what about this little genius from Arsenal. I won’t be surprised if I hear from you that his uncle’s daughter’s mother’ father’s brother’s son’s friend is a friend of some gatekeeper at Camp Nou. Mr Xavi, it is high time that you realize that Barca are not the only club which plays beautiful football. Somebody plays it better.

And that push from Cesc to Pique was as good as a goal. The moment was orgasmic akin to the moments the ball brushed the back of the net, courtesy RvP and Arshavin. Cesc belongs to Arsenal until his contract runs out. He is happy here. Period. BTW I don’t think I need to say all that. Agreed, that you are a moron, but deaf & dumb sounds like too much; even for your standards.

Szczesny is a star and your Valdes needs some lessons. Well, I have a suggestion to make. Why don’t you take Almunia to Barcelona, if not for his goalkeeping skills then at least for his Spanish. I hear that he is quiet fluent at that. And make no mistake, we are Gunning for you. Keep your eyes open at Camp Nou.

Russians are born le special!

Like father, like son.

This is how TheGoonerholic summed it for us -

“Laurent Koscielny just went to throw his shorts in the laundry hamper and Messi was still in his pocket.”

PS: We love you Robin. And we’ll now worship you Arshavin. And Boss, this one was for you!

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