A brief round up of (non) events

The unwavering tedium of the international break soon takes its toll. In the vein hope of stumbling across a story of interest or note, I find myself blundering through various news sources.

What do I discover? Well, not a great deal.

Stoke’s second-stringer and shot-stopper extraordinare, Asmir Begovic, is the latest in the long line of keepers with dubious credentials to be linked with us and I cannot fathom why we’d do such a thing.

Schwarzer was hardly setting our sights toward the pinnacle of talent, but pointing our transfer phasers at a reserve keeper from a club with whom we share a fragile relationship is patently foolish.

But hey, it’s probably bollocks.

The England game looms on Tuesday and I can barely contain my excitement… Okay, so I jest with you, my beautiful reader. It’s just another game I’ll watch unable to support the plethora of whore enthusiasts and serial bigamists- excluding St. Jackie, of course.

At least we don’t have that long to wait until the proper stuff starts.